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chrizbie@lemmy.nz to asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

If you suddenly had "fuck you" money what would be the first thing you did?

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If you suddenly had "fuck you" money what would be the first thing you did?

chrizbie@lemmy.nz to asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
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  • Karlos_Cantana@sopuli.xyz
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    2 chicks at the same time

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      That’s it? If you had fuck you money you’d do two chicks at the same time?

      I really hope I’m not the only one who read that in Lawrence’s voice.

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      Why stop at 2?

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        I only have 2 dicks :(

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          Understandable, have a nice day.

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          With “fuck you” money, you could purchase more dicks.

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            How much does that cost? I already have one, but I have been thinking of getting a newer, bigger one.

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      Dude you can do that if you’re broke af just be hot and charming.

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