Australian here. We aren’t drowning in murderous wildlife.

We do have deadly creatures, but the average person will likely never encounter them.

… we did have to ban a peppa pig episode about making friends with random spiders because aaaaa dear christ no, but apart from that really it’s fine here…

Dutchman here. Contrary to popular belief, we are not all stoned all the time and the country consists of more than just Amsterdam.

We do love our cheese, though. And biking.