My rule of thumb is whether I’m getting a service or a product. If I eat at a restaurant and I have a waiter, I’ll tip. If I eat at a restaurant and there is no waiter I generally don’t tip.

For example. I don’t tip at ice cream or froyo places. I just served myself. Why would I tip?

An English major that’s not a dirty prescriptivist?!? I thought it was impossible.

ATM’s. CPU’s. DVD’s.

Just use the MRE’s you’ve no doubt been issued for beast week and stop complaining. Also hide your phone trainee, the MTI’s are coming.