mycus@kbin.socialtoasklemmy@lemmy.ml•What's the stupidest way you've ever injured yourself?
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1 year agoThis was circa 2003 when I was a 5 or 6 yo gremlin.
I was jumping on my aunt’s couch like a maniac, slipped and hit my forehead on a glass table’s corner; full-speed.
The table shattered, my cranium shattered and the only thing I remember is that, on the way to the hospital, the city was cold as hell.
And now I look like a penis :)
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