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  • Knock at the Cabin

    Not M. Night’s best work. I’m not a particular fan anyway, but here’s my micro-review. The love story was touching, but didn’t wrestle a tear out of me. You can tell from the flashbacks that the writers spent a lot of time thinking about the main characters, but there’s not enough screen time dedicated to developing them.

    Most of the screen time is spent highlighting two or three perdictable jump scares, and many minutes of bad attempts to build suspense. The religious dogma is boring. If you’re going to include that as the premise of your thriller, then at least get creative.

    Bautista is the best part and that’s saying something.

    EDIT: The twist, if you can call it that, is more of a mild tale of morality about how things aren’t always what they seem. Blair Witch 2 had a better “twist” and it was one of the worst movies I’ve ever had to suffer through.