This person has never been on an escalator going to a platform where people aren’t moving out of the way.

It changes things when a machine is involved.

When was the last time the Olympics was in a location that didn’t have air pollution?

under a rarely used federal law that prohibits “mailing indecent and filthy substances.”

Good lord. Is that the law that made shipping contraceptives and pornography illegal? How is that still on the books???

TIL some people think 1 cubic kilometer is “small”