If you can’t choose between two things, describe what’s different between the two things.

E.g. I’m hungry, I could choose an apple or a sandwich.

Hmm. An apple is crisp and refreshing, the sandwich is dry and will make me thirsty.

Nine women can average one baby per month, but only with an extra nine months of pre-planning.

Can’t quite remember but it’s something like…

Never wrestle a pig, even if you win you’re still covered in mud.

Ubuntu. For at least a decade now, I’m sure.

Nokia G20, Android One.

1. Nokia is a cheap mid range phone
2. Android One is distributed by Google rather than the handset manufacturer. I’m not stuck with a manufacturers reluctance to offer updates for last year’s model as a driver for more sales of this year’s model.
3. Android One is free of manufacturer bloatware.