boopeditandnow@sh.itjust.workstoasklemmy@lemmy.ml•What stupid conspiracy theories do you think will come out of the missing submarine?English
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1 year agoThe submarine is staying down there because the pilot knows the Canadian wildfires are going to set the atmosphere on fire. They need to outlast the fire and repopulate the earth with the DNA they found on silverware from Titanic survivors.
Is the goal to keep the poop inside your body? If it’s allowed to come out and play, you could blend it with gatorade and consume it as soon as possible to minimize time spent outdoors.