No ni na.
Maybe now you think they don’t work, but I tell you from my personal experience they will.
Glasses.
I don’t mind wearing contact lenses, but I don’t like having to do it every day when I wake up. And don’t even get me started on having to take off the contact lenses when you get home after partying and drinking.
In Spain we say “Hacer un Perfect” (To do a Perfect) when the poop goes clean through the toilet without flushing and, after wiping, the paper remains white.
Do you call it that way too? When was your last “Perfect”?
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