Humans, probably. Just look at the impact COVID had on the environment.

Does Robogeisha count? A robot chops a building and the building bleeds, and I don’t know if that counts as “bad” or “transcendent human experience”.

Trailer, for the curious.

A + B = C
A = X
D != Y
X + Y = Z
B = Y
Does C = Z?

…What if someone made a captcha that’s deliberately unsolvable by anyone BUT a machine? So the only way to prove you’re not a bot is to say “I can’t understand this”. Sprinkle it into a normal, solvable captcha at a 30% chance, and there you go

Is the kitty big, or is the man small? And how big are the shoes? This is a difficult question.

A sudden amount of undeclared income in cash would set off alarms to anyone in law enforcement. Even if it’s not a crime by itself, they’d absolutely want to know how you got it.

Well, I guess we know why the money disappears now.

You take it from the hungriest person about to eat it, assuming there is someone at the time. You cannot turn this ability off, and it happens even when you aren’t referring to the food. I hope those birthday cakes taste good, you monster.

Back in secondary school, before AI art was even a thing, there was a guy who sent me a pic of a girl in her underwear. The head was out of frame, but he claimed he had been sent it by another girl in the school.

Of course, it wasn’t her. Pay even a little attention to the picture beyond the boobs, and it’s obvious it’s someone else. It was a shitty thing to do, especially for the girl he claimed it to be. I think he just wanted the credit for something he found with very little effort.

We don’t talk anymore, but I feel like he’s the kind of person who really enjoys AI porn. He gets to put in very little effort, then claim credit for something that falls apart if you pay attention to it. And he doesn’t like people, so he’s fine with them being completely removed from the action.

You have analysis paralysis. You can do everything, but you can’t figure out what you want to do at any given time, so you just do nothing.

It only works when nobody’s looking, and everyone just thinks you were using your hands.