PrunesMakeYouPoop@kbin.socialtoasklemmy@lemmy.ml•What's a good way to prank your coworker?
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1 year ago- Wait until you have to fart while coworker is away from desk.
- Position sphincter directly above the tube in the office chair.
- Lower chair as far as it will go.
- Fart as you raise the chair as high as it will go, sucking the gassy shit particles into the tube.
- Walk away.
- Watch the carnage when coworker sits and lowers the chair.
Depends on the chair, I suppose. It definitely worked on the chairs I had in the US Navy back in 2006.
It doesn’t matter though, you’re still farting in their chair either way.