No, you are thinking of coups. A true revolution would never succeed without broad public support.

Aspartame, apparently

I’m literally watching this with my boys for the first time as I type this!

Isn’t that just a diminutive of Frances?

Teacher here. Anything can be a name. Trust me. I’ve seen things…

Back to the Future. It has been my “watch when I’m sick at home” go-to since I was 12.

Teaching as a profession sucks ass in general right now… but at least a lot of the special educator-specific bullshit is not my problem anymore. But thank you.

Someone told me that if I wanted to be a history teacher I should get a degree in special Ed to “make myself more marketable.” It took 14 years to get out of special education and land a job teaching history

I remember pretending to fall asleep and having my dad carry me up to my bed. I was about 2.

True. But the US was founded by the rich, white elite for the rich, white elite.

There are, in fact, no products in that empty drawer. I promise I’m not hiding them from you, ma’am.

Fuck pasta in its noodly goodness… warm, feels good to roll around in (ahem or so I’ve been told)

Marry bread. It’s solid, dependable. Sometimes it’s soft, sometimes it’s a little harder, but it’s always there for you.

Kill rice. Too close to sand when uncooked, too mushy when cooked.

Calling anything made by Thomas’s “bagels” is just plain insulting. It’s round bread, at best.

I’ve seen a ton of bad movies over the years, but Moonfall has probably got to be the worst I’ve seen recently. Picture every possible disaster movie and sci-fi movie stereotype and trope… they are ALL in that film. I started laughing about halfway through and just couldn’t stop, it was so bad

Flames… on the side of my head…