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9 days agoWell, you know my motto: Eat cheese, or die tryin!
I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.
Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.
Well, you know my motto: Eat cheese, or die tryin!
I volunteer to be the target at the end.
Roll that cheese into my mouth!
“CHICKEN JOCKEY!”
throws popcorn at phone screen