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Cake day: June 1st, 2023

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  • DDG seems to get most of their results from Bing, but they do tweak it a bit themselves. From the link:

    Most of our search result pages feature one or more Instant Answers. To deliver Instant Answers on specific topics, DuckDuckGo leverages many sources, including specialized sources like Sportradar and crowd-sourced sites like Wikipedia. We also maintain our own crawler (DuckDuckBot) and many indexes to support our results. Of course, we have more traditional links and images in our search results too, which we largely source from Bing. Our focus is synthesizing all these sources to create a superior search experience.


  • Some of my favourite Douglas Adams ones:

    Let’s think the unthinkable, let’s do the undoable. Let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all.

    The major problem—one of the major problems, for there are several—one of the many major problems with governing people is that of whom you get to do it; or rather of who manages to get people to let them do it to them. To summarize: it is a well-known fact that those people who must want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it. To summarize the summary: anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.

    For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen.

    God’s Final Message to His Creation: 'We apologize for the inconvenience."

    Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.

    It can hardly be a coincidence that no language on earth has ever produced the expression, ‘As pretty as an airport.’



  • A few other good C.S. Lewis ones:

    To love at all is to be vulnerable. Love anything and your heart will be wrung and possibly broken. If you want to make sure of keeping it intact you must give it to no one, not even an animal. Wrap it carefully round with hobbies and little luxuries; avoid all entanglements. Lock it up safe in the casket or coffin of your selfishness. But in that casket, safe, dark, motionless, airless, it will change. It will not be broken; it will become unbreakable, impenetrable, irredeemable. To love is to be vulnerable.

    Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art… It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things which give value to survival.

    You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me.

    There was a boy called Eustace Clarence Scrubb, and he almost deserved it.


  • Fun facts time! There are actually two versions of Ozymandias, one written by Shelley and the other by his friend Horace Smith. They had a competition to both write a poem with the same title and subject matter, which I think it’s fair to say Shelley won. But anyway, here is Smith’s version:

    In Egypt’s sandy silence, all alone,

    Stands a gigantic Leg, which far off throws

    The only shadow that the Desert knows:—

    “I am great OZYMANDIAS,” saith the stone,

    "The King of Kings; this mighty City shows

    The wonders of my hand."— The City’s gone,—

    Naught but the Leg remaining to disclose

    The site of this forgotten Babylon.

    We wonder — and some Hunter may express

    Wonder like ours, when thro’ the wilderness

    Where London stood, holding the Wolf in chace,

    He meets some fragment huge, and stops to guess

    What powerful but unrecorded race

    Once dwelt in that annihilated place.







  • One thing I really don’t miss are the posts that are like:

    I like chocolate.

    edit: okay guys, I get that some of you don’t like chocolate, I was just expressing a personal preference.

    edit 2: i understand that some people have had distant relatives who have died from eating chocolate, I meant no disrespect to the chocolate-averse community and I’m deeply sorry.

    edit 3: someone reported me for suicide to the admins and someone else said I was spreading hate speech, gomna take a break from reddit for a while