BananaPeal

Lost my virginity in a church parsonage basement while watching Hook. I was dating the minister’s daughter and that’s where her room was. I ended up married to her for a while. I guess now that I type it out, it wasn’t all that legendary.

I always imagined her as a super cool person, thanks for confirming!

Mainly early 2000s “Whose Line is it Anyway?” hoedowns. My favorite is the one where they make fun of Colin’s baldness.

Don’t forget to move the taskbar to the other side of the screen and set to auto-hide.

Pee-wee’s Big Adventure. (Hear me out)

This was back in the 80s, when TV screens were glass and shooting a suction cup gun at it was the pinnacle of child entertainment. On one of my retrieval trips, when I was arms length from the screen, Large Marge made “the face.” I screamed and ran. I couldn’t watch the movie for years afterward. I still get minor anxiety to this day.