I wouldn’t necessarily consider that harmless, my mom’s family is Jewish and that’s kinda disrespectful given their history of doing that to Holocaust victims without their consent.

I enjoy a good old fashioned chocolate malt.

No horchata? :(

As soon as I saw the title of your post I knew the “winner” was going to be a medical professional with their own personal Swamps of Dagobah story.

Trans people on HRT may have a slightly higher mortality rate (the suicide rate declines significantly with HRT), but OPs statement is true because most people on HRT are cisgender and old - estrogen is a common treatment for menopause symptoms and products like androgel are specifically marketed to cis men with age related decline in testosterone.

In a similar vein, people on puberty blockers have a higher mortality rate.

(Because those medications are used in combination with other treatments to help treat certain cancers.)

They have a habit of doxing trans people for simply existing on the Internet. Also they’ve been responsible for several people being swatted. They were so awful that Cloudflare finally stopped having anything to do with them. Things have to be really bad for Cloudflare to nope out, it’s a short list also containing the Daily Stormer and 8chan.

Arguably this is the best suggestion here because a good kilt is probably going to be fairly heavy and if I’ve got bike shorts under them for modesty (I’m going to be climbing ladders in the back room, it’s relatively quiet back there and odds are low I’d flash someone but the chance is there) that’s yet another layer. I’ll buy a pair to try out and they should be okay if my managers aren’t actually alright with my malicious compliance, lol.

Unfortunately it seems like they don’t carry kilts anymore. They do have a purple down jacket that I’m seriously tempted by but I just don’t need a new one this year.

Oh that guy. I’m really hoping shit finally defederates from EH so that maybe he’ll get bored and go away. I’m not optimistic about that happening though.

It’s cheeselike. It’s a similar flavor profile but it doesn’t actually taste like cheese. It’s tasty though, I like it with a bit of margarine in grits too.

I bought some for a vegan gravy recipe (that was shockingly decent, btw), didn’t need most of it and have been slowly using the bag since Thanksgiving. A little goes a long way.

Sliders are White Castle burgers, kinda like Krystal if you have those, they’re small and square. Impossible is a brand of vegetarian meat substitute, Burger King has an Impossible Whopper that’s pretty good too.

Second one is probably Taco John’s.

Third I’m pretty sure is Culver’s.

No clue on the fourth. But you’re clearly a Midwesterner. I’m not originally from here and I have controversial opinions on Taco John’s.

Three impossible sliders with cheese, onion chips, mozzarella sticks, and if I’m really stoned hungry, a cheesecake on a stick.

Or just some painkillers. I had surgery seven or eight years ago and I still remember how badly I wanted to shit by day three and it just wasn’t happening.

I’ve got the G8 and I love the thing, but I’m one of like three LG fanboys in existence. The headphone jack isn’t an afterthought, they actually put some decent tech into it. Apparently. I’m not really an audiophile.

Unfortunately LG has stopped making smartphones and my next device will probably be a Pixel unless someone has a better recommendation (and the few times I’ve had to use a Samsung I’ve hated it, I prefer a closer to stock Android experience).

My landlord is dumb, broke, and open to selling the house she’s renting to me and my roommates. I think she’d take 1 mil in cash and not ask too many questions.

Did you know that Taco Bell has a breakfast menu? Well, you may want to become familiar with it. Also the rest of their menu. Enjoy!

I’ve just seen a stupid conspiracy theory about this - that the US government knew the sub imploded almost immediately but they went through with the search attempt in order to distract from what’s going on with Hunter Biden right now.

Could we maybe get Cory Doctorow (and is he worth getting, I don’t actually know much about him as a person?), in all of this I saw his essay on TikTok’s enshitification getting passed around quite a bit, also he actually knows what the fediverse is.