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WackyTabbacy42069@reddthat.com to asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

What are your best unique dad jokes (like something you came up with yourself and didn't find online)?

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What are your best unique dad jokes (like something you came up with yourself and didn't find online)?

WackyTabbacy42069@reddthat.com to asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
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    2 years ago

    What gender is the post office?

    Mail

  • BlueÆther@no.lastname.nz
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    2 years ago

    Knock, knock

    Who’s there?

    Want

    Want who?

    One two three. Testing, testing, one two three…

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    Knock knock.

    Who’s there?

    Owls say.

    Owls say who?

    Yes, that’s correct.

  • DRUMS_@reddthat.com
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    2 years ago

    Why did the booger break up with her boyfriend?

    He was just a fling.

  • luthis@lemmy.nz
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    I can’t see a trans person having kids.

    They’re transparent

  • dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee
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    126 out of 100 agreed that the election wasn’t rigged.

    (I’d be surprised if this joke is actually fully original, but I thought of it without having a recollection that I’ve heard it anywhere before.)

  • barrage4u@lemmy.world
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    All of the jokes in this thread stopped being unique the moment they were posted here

  • BlueÆther@no.lastname.nz
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    2 years ago

    From my 6y/o

    Knock knock

    Who’s there?

    Hello

    Hello who?

    Halloumi

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    What’s the best thing that can happen to a singer?

    Having a name that sounds good

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    Ive cracked some bangers in my time… But i forgot them now. Latest one i posted to unethical life tips as an unethical dad tip

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      2 years ago

      Cant figure out how to link on a phone

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