• PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca
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    1 year ago

    I would take over Elons account and make a lengthy and heartfelt apology to the LGBTQ community and announce that I’m implementing anti hate speech moderation and will be kicking off bigots.

    I just wanna watch the whole thing burn personally 🥰

  • Neil@lemmy.ml
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    1 year ago

    I thought about this before.

    It’d be Elon Musk’s account. I’d post my dogecoin address and promise to send back double whatever is sent to me. Normally people wouldn’t fall for such a thing, but since it’s from his account they would. I’d send back to some addresses at first just so they would post that it’s legit. Instant millionaire in 24 hours.

  • 👍Maximum Derek👍@social.fossware.space
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    1 year ago

    Neil DeGrasse Tyson Tweet 1: I’ve been cleared to announce the real reason for Pluto’s demotion from planet status. The decision was made after we received a request from from the Plutians…